zooiboo:

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

beyoncescock:

just leaving this here to make you smile

thats-so-2000s:

Jamie Lynn shouting “well then move the fuck out” in a random woman’s face after hearing her yell no one wants Britney in the neighborhood. that was a classic

airfierce:

I was right.

jvlioo:

cofficionado:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

“Girl you think I give a fuck about this job. I don’t want this job, I want you.”

- Barack Obama

storyofthislife:

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs

bpdpoc:

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

v3nice:

Someone: Are you taken?
Me: Ya for granted

jirachi:

idk what college does to people but the guy next to me is watching scooby doo 1 inch away from his screen

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

tylerhoesephandtwentydunpilots: